1. |
Gaslit
04:00
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ankle biters street fighters
glove box full of dead Bic lighters
your noise is white
spit and spite
I can’t stop feeling all the fleas you put on me
oh shit
no more
gaslit
and you’re and you’re
carrying that torch
a one man super horde
and god I’m bored
sounds
verbs without a noun
vomit out your mouth
and wither on the ground
white diamonds slant rhymin’
deaf and blind in a game of Simon
black n’ blue it’s on you
I can’t stop pickin’ at the scar you left on me
oh fuck
one more
gaslit
and you’re and you’re
carrying that torch
a one man super horde
and god I’m bored
sounds
verbs without a noun
vomit out your mouth
and wither on the ground
still remember
just an echo
cold Chinese
and flat Prosecco
with you
then you ruined it by speaking
yeah you
ruin everything by speaking
you’re
carrying that torch
a one man super horde
and god I’m bored
sounds
verbs without a noun
vomit out your mouth
and wither on the ground
and wither on the ground
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2. |
Dirty Yellow Chair
01:56
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it was the take a penny leave a penny romance of the year
your string cheese kinda sexy pulled apart and made it clear
that like an obese baby folks should give you a wide berth
I whispered twisted acts into your back until you gave the word
our rusty fingertips were checkers at a casting call for Chess
your catchphrase was a killer and you sentenced it to death
the TV shouted German cinematic ill-repute
I learned that blindfolds are a dollar if you’re willing to buy two
and now you’re sitting there
in your dirty yellow chair
laughing as my face disappears
after several weeks my knees were sanded to a sheen
you never kissed me after despite all the Listerine
and when you said I’m ready draw and quarter me to bed
I looked a gift horse in the mouth and saw the armies in your head
you resembled execution like a falling cigarette
I stared at your decision turned the green into a red
retreated to your kitchen made myself a plate of crow
left your studio apartment wondering who you might know
and now you’re sitting there
in your dirty yellow chair
laughing as my face disappears
yeah you’re sitting there
in your dirty yellow chair
laughing as my face disappears
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3. |
Vital Signs
03:40
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hey Is anybody out there
gotta move out make out test for vital signs
hey would anybody care
bodies shut out they shout out lovers need new crimes
testing for signs of life
sound in a wash of light
testing for signs of life
I’m testing for vital signs
hey is anybody out there
hope it falls out burns out trails the quiet night
hey would anybody care
words they shoot out breathe out up towards the air
testing for signs of life
sound in a wash of light
testing for signs of life
I’m testing for vital signs
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4. |
Moonlanding
04:53
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if the moon was gonna fall
quit orbit and kill us all
I'd race to the top of the city
and when that orb filled up the sky
before it crushed us til we died
I'd reach up press my hand into the dust
I don't believe in the moonlanding
no one’s ever walked upon its face
don't try to sell me on the moonlanding
there is no such thing as outer space
and if the sun decides to dim
steals the blue days on a whim
I’d dig to the center of the earth
and when I got down to the core
shinin’ ‘neath the ocean floor
I’d reach down press my hand into the fire
I don't believe in the moonlanding
you can’t fool me with pictures of its face
Don't try to sell me on the moonlanding
nothing can survive in outer space
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5. |
Hey There Schoolboy
03:50
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hey there schoolboy
I’ve got what you’re feelin’
explain the world
misquote Betty Friedan
hey there schoolboy
thought before and after
don’t keep me waiting
let’s drive like disaster faster
you don’t know what you’ve been missin’
please go on I swear I’m listenin’
schoolboy don’t you wanna see
how lonely we could be
blame it on biology and fall asleep forever
oh my delicate schoolboy
hey there schoolboy
show me all your secrets
bet I could guess some
don’t you think ‘bout leavin’
hey there smart guy
now you know how it felt
was it something you drank
lay down you look like hell oh well
darlin’ I smell fear on your lips
in your bloodshot eyes and cold fingertips
schoolboy don’t you wanna see
the darker side of me
blame it on biology a chemical imbalance
oh my terrible
oh my terrible
schoolboy tell me how the story begins
the who what where and why
paint yourself a picture
square and shining
in colors so bright
yeah right
schoolboy don’t you wanna see
the highlight of the scene
blame it on biology and rot beneath the floorboards
with all the other schoolboys
oh my delicate schoolboy
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6. |
Future Shit
03:03
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cyanide
cross my mind and hope to die
he said she said
expired tropes best if used by
the suffragettes are spraying tans in minivans
the crystal ball could use a coat of Armor All
and magazine rack horoscopes are sellin’ hopes
to soccer dads still lusting after undergrads
we were gonna change the world
(save the world save the world)
then we got buried by the world
(by the world by the world)
future shit
future shit
presently past living for it
future shit
future shit
tomorrow’s sorrow and I’m over it
down with dudes
don’t need their rings or clever moods
I’ve got you pegged
still got the bruises on my legs
the suffragettes are ditchin’ tabs and stiffin’ cabs
the crystal ball could use a shot of Demerol
the Magic 8’s and Ouija b’s and little leaves
in tiny cups are spellin’ out hey give it up
we do it all extremely well
(very well very well)
we do it so it hurts like hell
future shit
future shit
presently past living for it
future shit
future shit
tomorrow’s sorrow and I’m over it
don’t want anyone to die
but I wish they were dead
told my mom and my dad
went over one of their heads
who are you what’s your name
I don’t care anymore
careful what you’re askin’ for
future shit
future shit
presently past living for it
future shit
future shit
tomorrow’s sorrow and I’m over it
I’m over it
I’m over it
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Stettes Rockville, Maryland
Michael C. Stettes is an artist surviving in the No Man's Land between Washington, DC and Baltimore, MD.
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